It was GGMU x Ghost of Fergie x Swashbuckle, as the mighty half dark Reds half light Reds gave the West of Ham one hell of a HAMMERing!**
United IRONed** out the crises (creases) in their match day output (outfit), as Zlatan HAMMERed** in a couple, and Tony M HAMMERed** in two also.
Elsewhere, Micky T continued to Kagawa his way through the season. And Bastian Schweinsteiger continued to make life look like one big walk in the park. That’s funny cos he walks in parks.
**Competition for our regular listeners: Spot the deliberate puns and win an exclusive day of Tom and Benno in your notifications.
Here’s 5 things we learned, apart from how to spell ‘sellotape':
1. Rooney is good.
2. Jones is good.
3. Rojo is good.
4. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
5. Let’s make this happen. Please.
6. I learnt nothing.
7. Aka got more important things do, now, than write words; forgetting how I was nobody before Brian discovered me cry wanking my way through life using subtweets as the conduit.
9. I vote Paul out of this.