EFLC: United 4 – 1 West Ham

It was GGMU x Ghost of Fergie x Swashbuckle, as the mighty half dark Reds half light Reds gave the West of Ham one hell of a HAMMERing!**

United IRONed** out the crises (creases) in their match day output (outfit), as Zlatan HAMMERed** in a couple, and Tony M HAMMERed** in two also.

Elsewhere, Micky T continued to Kagawa his way through the season. And Bastian Schweinsteiger continued to make life look like one big walk in the park. That’s funny cos he walks in parks.

**Competition for our regular listeners: Spot the deliberate puns and win an exclusive day of Tom and Benno in your notifications.

 

Here’s 5 things we learned, apart from how to spell ‘sellotape':

1. Rooney is good.

2. Jones is good.

3. Rojo is good.

4. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

5. Let’s make this happen. Please.

6. I learnt nothing.

7. Aka got more important things do, now, than write words; forgetting how I was nobody before Brian discovered me cry wanking my way through life using subtweets as the conduit.

8. Uncanny.

9. I vote Paul out of this.

 

 

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