Jose Moruinho more like. That’s actually pretty good. For us. You can’t have that one.
Here’s 5 things we learned, aside from the fact we are pretty good at mixy-letter-word jokes:
1. I have no idea what is going on at United but it is actually bad.
2. Luke Shaw really needs to hit the gym.
3. Zlatan really needs to hit Skrtel.
4. I blame Brexit.
5. United are currently leading City in the league by 5pts, with Rashford and Rooney top scorers. Zlatan has been sold to Leverkusen for £30m.
6. Fellaini has been sold for 50p to Coventry Clown College.
7. PES is better than real life.
8. Don’t @ me once you @ me out of this.
9. Coventry Clown College have been stitched right up imho.
10. Innit.
