EL: United 1 – 0 Zorya

If only we’d known over the past ten years, that, every terrible first touch, Hollywood ball into the stands, attempted chip, shin, face plant, frustrated arms in the air, hair transplant, contract dispute, sex with grannys, misplaced 3-yard pass, misplaced 4-yard pass, misplaced 5-yard pass, misplaced 6-yard pass, misplaced 7-yard pass etc … was a freakin’ awesome assist, then it would be Rooney’s team mates we would be wanting to midsomer murder most horribly she wrote.

Why oh why didn’t we know???!! FJCFS!!!!

 

 

Here’s 5 things we learned about:

Europa League is bad

Rooney is bad

Michael Jackson’s Bad remains one of the best-selling albums OAT

Robbie Savage makes bad much worse (both examples)

London is bad

Savage is worse

Rooney is worse than Savage in London

That’s beautiful. What poem is that?

“Don’t Do Doll’s Hair” by Wordsworth

 

One Response to “EL: United 1 – 0 Zorya”

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