We haven’t witnessed scenes like this at the Cake-Con Stadium since ‘Cake-Con ’03’ and the scenes with the cake and the scenes. In. Cred. Ib. Hull. Scenes. That’s mine. You can use that to make new friends in awkward social situations. Aka Brett’s life.
Rashdawg utilised a loophole in matchday squad/substitution administration to circumvent Jose’s ageist regime and hammerlegended it.
Roonsquad utilised a loophole in his 30 year decline to provide the assist that Rashdawg himself would have been proud of. Apart from the scuffed cross bit that fluked its way through to Rashdawg. And the hair.
Here’s 5 things we learned ‘under the rain':
1) Rash is life.
2) Not a rash like that time I came back from Thailand.
3) I’m proper fucked I’ll try tomorrow.
4) Can’t wait.
5) Literally didn’t wait.