United’s tactics have come under intense scrutiny after their second half display saw them revert to a flat back eleven. For those of you who are new to Association Football, a flat back eleven is kind of like a flat back twelve but without the extra character bought in on the heist and without the over-elaborate plot twist at the end that totally obliterates the preceding narrative.
In Mourinho’s defence (DEFENCE!!) … GEDDIT!!
Here’s 5 things we learned:
1. Didn’t watch it.
2. Who were we playing.
3. What was the score.
4. If Fellaini’s recent form is any indication, GoTG vol. 2 is gonna be gold.
5. Minus 5 cool pts for Tony V for Rashing it up on the goal-line.
6. Glenn Hoddle is a chump jive ass motherfucker.
7. Seriously, what was the score?