Newcastle 1 – 0 United

Phil Jones and Chris Smalling are the best. BEST. ABSO BEST.

In a parallel Universe Jose got his wish and the game is still being played.

It’s currently 9087 – 0.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. I didn’t watch the game because I wasn’t watching it.

2. My new jam is Taken The Series. It’s pointless.

3. I’ve got 30+ quests to do on Skyrim and I’m starting to feel a teeny bit overwhelmed.

4. I did watch the game and it made me legit wish I had 30+ quests to do on Skyrim.

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5. If you don’t number it, it doesn’t make the cut, pal.

6. Anyone heard anything from Paul lately?

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