Newcastle 3 – 3 United

People of Newcastle: Spuggy, Spender, Cheryl Cole, Sting, we gave your boys one hell of a drawing.

Roonslice rolled back the tyres to provide a glimpse of a pre-dollshair action hero we always loved. Can’t believe you lot were so fickle tbh.

Here’s 5 things we learned as we stretch our unbeaten run to some games:

First) If Rooney can score 2 I must be able to score at least 5, and I’ve only got one foot.

Quarterly) If Benno can score 5, I should be able to score 15 (I have his extra foot).

2st) Why would you take off Herrera if Fellaini is still on the pitch?

¥) Why Fellaini? Not like ‘why pick on him’, just like ‘why?’ Because he is an enigma. A bad one.

5nd) Rooney-dawg has confirmed his celebration is in fact him framing God within a vagina. You do the Science.

 

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