United 0 – 3 Spurs

The “conjecture” after the “contest” seems “medialised” around Jose Mourinho, and his “legislative” performance, which is exactly what “they” want. Do yourselves a favour and put “” around words, so, you look “engaged” and “perceptive” and Google synonyms, so you can “echo” what other people “orate” but with your own “diacritic” stamp on it and “feign” you are “perished” clever on Twitter.

 

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Using a chainsaw to remove tree stumps is not as fun as you think.

2. I lost my 18 day daily objective streak on GTAV because Rockstar cunts.

3. I learnt nothing.

4. You learnt that you learnt nothing.

5. Bite. Me.

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