You knighted and Setee showed off their Champions League crudities, by playing out a tactical conundrum that had Richard Whiteley duhduh-duhduh-duhduhduhduh-dooooooooooo-ing in his grave, wishing he could die twice. Too soon. This is Paul.
The focus of all the post match talkings and questions has been Ledgernd Roondog: How many legs does he need? Can you slice my eyes out of my face so I don’t have to watch Rooney anymore, please? Would you bake or fry him? Did he brush his teeth before he went to bed? How long does it take someone to slice eyes out, for ffs, hurry up?!
Here’s 5ive things we learned:
a) We’re not better than Spurs
b) or West Ham.
c) or other teams who also have made up names.