Jose Mourinho has turned drawing into an art form, and yet we all know that the definition of art is: A man or woman reading a book, to a deaf toy. I’ve forgotten my point.
Here’s 5 things we learned at the weekend:
1. We’re shit.
2. I cannot adequately express the rage I experience watching Wayne Rooney try and play football. It is embarrassing. He must know it’s embarrassing. Fuck off m8.
3. I think 1 & 2 covers it.
4. Tom covered it.
5. See 4.
