United 2 – 0 Huddersfield Town

With Huddersfield distracted by trying to figure out whether they were a Field or a Town, United notched up two goals in spite of their best attempts to miss them both like the heroes we deserve.

Lols @ Sanchez Rooneying his penalty like a true Red Leg.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. The Last Jedi was a film I saw instead.

2. M8 don’t get me started Snoke was a good character imho lol.

3. I liked how they used the Force as social media.

4. The gorilla AT-ATs were also good. As was Luke deciding to just kill his nephew in his sleep, deffos like Luke and the Jedi imho nqat ffs I was enjoying today.

5. Fuck you both.. I had gone 2 months and 1 day without spoilers and was going to watch it tonight.

2 Responses to “United 2 – 0 Huddersfield Town”

  1. As you know I am a famous presenter of football and crisps but you guys have me beat hands down in both areas. Keep up the good work guys and maybe you’ll be on MOTD soon!

  2. I definitely scored all those goals and I can definitely still get it up

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