United 2 – 1 Chelsea

I don’t need to write anything about the game here, as the 5 things we learned bit below more than makes up the word count.

Here’s  5 things we learned:

1. The best bit was tasting Graeme’s salty tears.

2. Other good bits were Lukaku and Pogba and Matic.

3. Sanchez was not a good bit.

4. Maybe we can swap him back but let them keep Mkhyitaryan.

5. That’s pretty good. For one of Storey’s lackeys.

6. Does anyone know where I can watch season 3 of Twelve Monkeys?

7. Yes, lots of people.

8. Amazon or I-Tunes are the legit places one can view it, but these will cost you actual money I know you don’t have.

9. A person with less scruples might try hdeuropix/tvseries/12-monkeys-online/12-monkeys-season-3-hd-with-subtitles-europix but you didn’t hear that from me.

10. I have pure scruples cheers guy.

11. Is that enough? I got him to say it. Can I go into witness relocation now?

12. Shit wrong group.

13. Your face is a shit wrong group.

14. Lols. We really are very funny guys.

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