With heavy heart we bid a fond farewell and wave a tear-stained hanky to the goalless first half feats of yesteryear.
Hoping this is merely a blip tbh.
Jesse-dawg, Martial-dawg, and Roon-dawg proved themselves to be the swashbuckliest of swasherers, with net-bulging scorings that could shiver the timbers of the mightiest haunted pirate tree on the seven seas.
Speaking of seven seas … here’s 5 things three seas took note of, to ensure your learnings, for the test withunder laboratory conditions, at season’s end:
1 for the money and the free rides) if you kick the ball thing in the net thing without infringing any of Association Football’s rules, you get what’s known as a “goal”.
2 for the lie you denied) if you do that three times in one “match”, that counts as three “goals”.
3 for the calls you been making) if their opponents don’t get as many “goals” as your team does, your team is credited with a “win”.
4 for the times you’ve been faking) We’re gonna win the league.
All ri5e) I liked it when we won.
The jury will deci6e) If your team play their opponents, who are they playing?
I res7 my case) Idiot.