Didn’t I tell you I wasn’t saying anything else about football this season? Well, what are you here for then?!
If I was going to say anything it would be about Yourmanja Vidic but I’ve got an article to write on him for someone else more important than myself (doesn’t really narrow it down); and as I only like to allocate 2,342 words per player, per season, I need to save them.
I might be tempted to say something about James Wilson but I don’t even know who he is, or what his name is. Apart from that he does those no-looky shots, whereby he doesn’t look at the goal when he shoots, like I like.
I could also have had my arm twisted to talk about Giggsy, but again haven’t got a clue who I’m talking about.