Not taking any credit for this but my stream was perfect throughout the game, so…
Here’s 5 things we learned as United continued on their voyage of discovering what it feels like to finish 6th in the Premier League table:
1. It is clear now from that one game that Paul Pogba is a consumate fraud and he is solely and entirely to blame for our current plight.
2. It is clear now from this one game that Jose Mourinho is a tactical genius and all previous criticisms are invalid as it is actually all Paul’s fault.
3. Martial is to blame but also not to blame it is important we argue over who is or isn’t to blame especially since it is obvious that it is only Paul Pogba who is to blame.
4. Obviously this is all nonsense just enjoy the 4 goals you weird point-scoring weirdos
5. Make me.
6. I made a fish pie
