United 1 – 1 Southampton

 

Tom (@Tom_McGhee):

Consider yourselves very lucky Рafter a tough few weeks my GTA Online metaphor was polished and ready to make you all laugh harder than any joke ever. Wifi on Laptop has put paid to that though  and typing this on iPhone is actually more tedious than a lot of the football United have played this season. Imagine that. More tedious.

Anyway, since I can’t make hilarious computer game analogies, I suppose I should focus on the football. I don’t want to talk about it.

 

Brett:

I didn’t watch the game, so can only go on hearsay, but th … actually, can’t be bothered to finish that.

I was gonna just say ‘Adnan’ again, but then Tom said it all without saying anything, so I thought I’d better flesh this post-match thing out with some real talk…

As most people I’ve spoken to have said specifically Fellaini wasn’t up to much, I’ll pick on him. In my eyes: the ball arrives at his feet and he’s all like, “Oh, the ball’s just arrived at my feet … oh, where’d it go … I best go win that back … oh, someone else has won it back for me. Oh, the balls just arrived at my feet …” Then, someone’s all like, “Hey, the game finished an hour ago, you’re still in your kit, dude”. And he’s all like, “Oh, the game finished an hour ago and I’m still in my kit … I best take my kit off” And then someone’s like ” Hey, why are you naked? we’re about to kick off.” And he’s like “Oh…”

Can any geologists out there, confirm at which point exactly a mole-hill changes its classification to a mountain. Asking for a fiend.

Sounds like we showed some signs of improvement, so I’ll throw in a positive for good measure: we are pregnant with the future.

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