In a classic case of life imitating art – THAT’S RIGHT!!! WE ARE ART FUCKOS!! – Exactly what us said was gonna happen, actually went and happened, apart from the bit that happened at the end, that we didn’t say would happen exactly.
After wrapping up the EPL against Southampton, we have now had our title stripped from us, after the consortium invoked the three strike rule. Knew they ruddy would.
Here’s 5 things us learned, like the true artists we are:
1. Someone needs to have a look at the NHS.
2. Rooney is beyond joke bad now. Like there are no jokes funny enough to warrant his inclusion.
3. Paul Pogba is having a mare.
4. At least Watford now know they can beat Hull and Southampton.
5. See, this is EXACTLY what happens when you leave Rooney out the oh.
6. You sure showed point 2.