Adnan

That was never a 3-1 game; and I hope the dubious goals panel wipe that hat-trick off the records. I’m not bitter. I’m very bitter. I wonder if the dubious sendings off panel could swap Raf’s non-red for Vidic’s? What’s with Moyes laughing so much in after-match interviews? One answer to that question – applying […]

I’m trialling a less is more approa

This is the point where I usually do a thing about JOS, or perhaps Wesley, scoring an own goal, but instead this time I’ve just decided to reference doing that as a way of padding out the introduction. I don’t think JOS is fit anyway, and so Wesley is our only hope … he is, […]

Y’know there’s a saying about going to the well to collect water on more occasions than necessary … that’s aimed specifically at Ashley Young, Danny and Adnan. Can’t help but think with Fergie around less, we’ll get less panalties. Which is probably fairer. Definitely a case for all three of the “diving” talking points going […]

Here we are again … simply enjoying another wonderful Christmas song!

I’m getting good at this prediction thing. Or repeating the same prediction over and over and over again eventually comes up trumps. I’m going with the first one. The second one sounds wrong. As Paul off of the Rant Cast texted me: It’s Christmas come early #Danny #Adnan That sums it up far better than […]

  Guessing which West Ham is going to turn up is like guessing a thing that’s not very easy to guess. I’m going to presume it will be the West Ham that plays in the Premier League, and that, coupled with our very poor home form, yet recent mini-run of “general form”, I’d say makes […]

Look, David, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment, would you capture it? Or just let it slip, yo… . His palms are sweaty, “Rio’s weak”, “Ando’s heavy”, there’s DM on his sweater already – Morgan sewed it. He’s nervous, and on the surface he […]

*Goes to BBC/proper website *highlights team news* and presses *Ctrl-C** *Goes back to own website *Ctrl-P* on own website/blog. ‘Re-orders’ some of info* Blah blah blah blah David Moyes. Blah blah blah Glazers. Blah blah blah Everton. lol. Blah blah blah blah David Moyes. Blah blah blah blah Fergie. Blah blah blah blah David Moyes’ […]

Tom (@Tom_McGhee):  I maintain my Star Wars metaphor still works. That’s the only plus point. . Brett: Had you noticed David Moyes is an anagram of vending machine. IT’S CLOSE ENOUGH!! It’s because he’s a vending machine. A vending machine, that is, stocked with saying the wrong things: *Selects – E* *Selects – 4* *whirring […]

Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Crisis averted, I’m back (it can’t have escaped anyone’s notice that our season has dipped dramatically since I went on sabbatical). I’ll be honest, I was hoping that my return would coincide with a decisive victory against Everton but since that’s clearly not going to happen, it might as well be now*. Anyways, […]