Anderson Luís de Abreu Oliveira

Frozen in this pose forever.

FAC (Replay): United vs Cambridge

  Benno (@Benglorious) I don’t know much about replays (nobody does) but I really don’t want to sit through that drab 0-0 again (nobody does), so why BT Sport are showing the game again, nobody does.  It would make more sense (the cup’s format, not that previous sentence) for the two teams involved to play […]





United's Midfield: Needing Something Other

United’s Midfield: Needing Something Other

For the past one hundred summers (or thereabouts), the transfer window for United fans has played out like a clever analogy for unparalleled frustration; with nothing remotely central-midfieldy to celebrate. But for a club who supposedly don’t have, haven’t had, or even seemingly got all that close to buying, any one of the best central […]

Paul Scholes' Upprentice (A Short Film)

Paul Scholes’ Upprentice (A Short Film)

We are very proud to present our collaboration with our good Twitter friend Liz Worsley, of the excellent My Sport Toons …

FAC: United 4 - 1 Fulham

FAC: United 4 – 1 Fulham

  In answer to all our prayers – in a non-churchy way – Rooney was relieved of penalty duty and a goal was the result. As I’ve mentioned many times before, I don’t subscribe to the notion that players ‘should’ always score from the penalty spot, but Rooney definitely isn’t an artisan in the craft (especially the Rooney we see more […]

Reading vs United

Reading vs United

“We got ourselves a Reading!” as Bill Hicks wouldn’t have said. You still with me? Oh, well … here goes… I’ve never really liked Reading, and the fact they are now sponsored by Waitrose brings out the inverted snob in me – I really want us to absolutely stuff ‘em, like we’ve threatened to do […]

United 1 - 0 West Ham

United 1 – 0 West Ham

Anderson passed the test – only a couple of months of this kind of form and we can start to think about thinking his United career could have turned a corner. There’s been too many false dawns to get too excited just yet. He can be very brilliant though, and I’d love him to grow […]

United vs West Ham

United vs West Ham

Anderson. (I’ve actually run out of time, but I’d say it’s a solid pre-match statement – makes more sense than my usual s-h-one-t) Prediction: 2-1 Goals: Anderson, O.G

United 3 - 1 QPR

United 3 – 1 QPR

Typical, I’m away for a few days and not only does Jonny Evans return, but he goes and scores and I miss two golden opportunities to unveil my Jonny picture. There were a few minutes where some of you may have been crossing your fingers, hoping QPR would keep their lead so, – as promised […]

Braga 1 - 3 United

Braga 1 – 3 United

Was lovely to see Rooney celebrating his best mate (and 5-a-side team captain) Obama’s news, in style, by “dispatching” a very valuable penalty. Not to put a dampener on it (that sentence introduction is only heading one way) BUT still not confident in his penalty taking and would much rather ORVP was handed the task. We weren’t great […]

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