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United 2 - 3 Spurs

United 2 – 3 Spurs

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets below their proper good ones…   IWAN (@IwanLehnert) : I blame my headphones breaking this morning for the fact I had a full forty […]

Fare Thee Well Sir Michael of Owen

Fare Thee Well Sir Michael of Owen

Football has a way of screwing with time. I know this because of one simple fact: I’m older than Michael Owen. Insane isn’t it? How could this have happened? I was only a teenager when he started gleefully rubbing his hands together on my telly. It’s just not right. I didn’t used to like Michael […]

The Fairytale of Dwight Yorke

The Fairytale of Dwight Yorke

As gunshots rang out and ricocheted across Villa Park, a figure with his pants around his ankles, waddled clumsily into the back of the waiting getaway car.  The tyres screeched away as 12.6 million pounds spilled from the inside of the cab and was hurriedly gathered by the bumbling villa-gers, and thus setting in motion one of the single […]

Christmas Special: Fairytale of (name removed on legal advice)

Christmas Special: Fairytale of (name removed on legal advice)

It’s not just Christmas for us fans, NO! It’s also the Christmas party season for those little adorable angels employed by our favourite Premier League clubs!    **********   To get you feeling all snuggly warm and Christmassy, here’s a special rendition of a Christmas classic sung by two ex-Manchester United players whose on field partnership […]

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