Arsene Wenger

The Premier League Water Fall Out Reaches Boiling Point.

The Premier League Water Fall Out Reaches Boiling Point.

The Premier League could soon be left drowning its sorrows, as Water threatens to put the freeze on their long standing relationship.   The world was left to drink in the shock waves this week, as images emerged of highly acclaimed, and universally renowned The Premier League manager, Neil Warnock, being left humiliated by a […]

Arsenal vs United

Arsenal vs United

    Ben (Benglorious): By now, you should have experienced enough fallout from the Fulham travesty to be screaming for Moyes’ head to be removed, covered in tar and placed next to that unlucky Stark fellow’s bonce on the ramparts of King’s Landing.  A bit of sword-breathing, topless dragons and incestuous dwarf-action would serve as […]

United 1 - 0 Arsenal

United 1 – 0 Arsenal

And without Danny. Arsenal should really consider themselves very very very very very very lucky. Phil ‘Jonesy’ Jones takes a lot of credit from this game, and rightly so – he was really strong, in both midfield and defence (I’m really luke-warming to the idea of him in midfield). Evans too. But also crucial, I […]

United vs Arsenal

United vs Arsenal

Narrative: Having witnessed Treebeard* triumphantly rescue Frodo* from those pesky Orcs* in the previous scene, it’s the natural course of things that the next act finds Treebeard* and his fellow Ents* taking down Saruman*. *For Treebeard read Fellaini. *For Frodo read Adnan. *For Orcs read Reichter and Kasami. *For Ents read  ‘Entertainers’*. *For Saruman read […]

Danny, Me and Henry...

Danny, Me and Henry…

I was asked a couple of years back which other player Danny reminded me of the most and, without pausing for breath, I replied: “Henry” because he did … a little bit. It was met with such unexpectedly high levels of derision that, to save face; to pretend I wasn’t wounded – and that in fact […]

Arsenal 1 - 1 United

Arsenal 1 – 1 United

Arsene Wenger and Arsenal would have obviously loved to have kept RVP and so – as I said in the pregame thing – the timing of this game was kind of fitting or kind of painful depending on where your alliances lay. Oh, and while we’re here, the pointless guard of honour, was fittingly pointless. […]

Arsenal vs United

Arsenal vs United

You might say there is something poetic about playing Arsenal the week after winning the title if you were that way inclined. All the talk surrounding the “will they, won’t they” guard of honour nonsense is of no interest to me andin my eyes is simply a vehicle for the prescribed drama, so beloved of […]

Last week on Friends...

Last week on Friends…

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Misnomers, Misdemeanors, EPL, O.T: Get Ur Freak On

Misnomers, Misdemeanors, EPL, O.T: Get Ur Freak On

Oi! Everything! Yeah, you Everything, I’m talking to you … pipe down at the back Something Else and you, Another Thing.  Put your hand down, this isn’t an open forum, or ruddy show and tell.  Look , Everything just stop happening for a one lousy second … thank you. Okay, now, I was doing this introduction to this post that […]

United 8-2 Arsenal

United 8-2 Arsenal

For this one maybe the scoreline tells you all you need to know… But I may aswell add a bit. As I have highlighted in the post ‘Venga. Venga, Wenger’ Arsenal and Arsene have problems (some will be addressed in the transfer market). So, it’s hard to gauge how much this result really reflects how […]

Venga, Venga, Wenger!

Venga, Venga, Wenger!

I don’t like Arsene Wenger. I never did. The way he carries himself looks uneasy and cold to me. I feel he reserves his smiles for the occasions when he makes a particularly smug retort to the press. Whilst the Arsenal players drench each other in champagne (remember those heady days), Arsene seems to prefer […]

You'll never win anything with [Arsene's] kids

You’ll never win anything with [Arsene’s] kids

Arsenal’s ability to implode this season has been dissected all over the world of football, so I won’t go into gory details. We all know the score (4-4). But here at Bifurcated, where smugness is the order of the day, we’re are offering dinner for 1 for your thoughts on what Arsenal are currently getting […]

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