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United vs Liverpool

United vs Liverpool

z z  Benno (@Benglorious) Dave signs a new contract after flirting with another team and the world goes nuts, yet Rooney scores fifty goals against San Marino and he’s a fraud. A fake footballer’s shirt is exhibited in a museum to show the dangers of becoming a parody of yourself and one person cares, yet a […]

United vs Liverpool

United vs Liverpool

Tom (@Tom_McGhee): I’ve never even heard of Liverpool. Having read Brian’s “work”, I’m none the wiser (although the He-Man element piqued my interest long enough to finish reading. Well done Bob) United 33 – 26 Liverpool. So many goals. Benno (@Benglorious): I’m currently editing my post I wrote days ago because I’m not happy with […]

City 2 – 3 United

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lehnert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets below their proper good ones…   Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Where exactly did that winner come from? For all […]

Sssshhhhh ... It's a conspiracy!

Sssshhhhh … It’s a conspiracy!

You haven’t seen this film, right?

England 3 - 1 Italy

England 3 – 1 Italy

Even though I’ve predicted 3 – 1, I expect, as we all do, this to be a very tight game. The goals that win England the game, I’m predicting to come towards the very end of the match, possibly in extra time. Gerrard, from a position of just quietly getting on with it, suddenly has […]

Ssssshhhh ... It's a Euro 2012 conspiracy!

Ssssshhhh … It’s a Euro 2012 conspiracy!

                           

Sssshhhhh ... It's a conspiracy!

Sssshhhhh … It’s a conspiracy!

     

United 2 - 0 QPR

United 2 – 0 QPR

  Thanks to Ashley Young for garnishing this special day with a big slap in the chops. All the title talk today is obviously about the capitulation of Balotelli’s City career, but Ashley Young, who was also parodying himself with more than just THAT dive, deserves equal billing. Get rid. Simple. Scholes was wonderful (Beautiful […]

Who would you prefer - Welbeck or Balotelli?

Who would you prefer – Welbeck or Balotelli?

We’re not going to show any bias towards our choice – that just wouldn’t be fair on Balotelli. So, of the two young whippersnappers, which would you rather have in your team’s  starting eleven?

Mario Balotelli: The 100% Unofficial Interview

Mario Balotelli: The 100% Unofficial Interview

The Beeb may have had that fella off of Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds, who’s name escapes us, for their interview with Mario Balotelli, but their big PR love-in was of course paid for out of our pockets!! It goes without saying that Mario Balotelli and Noel Gallagher would have been paid millions of pounds for their time, a significant […]

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