Bifurcated Manchester United » Billy Factchecker http://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 Chelsea 4 – 0 United http://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/chelsea-4-0-united http://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/chelsea-4-0-united#comments Mon, 24 Oct 2016 17:46:09 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=14868 Blah blah blah Mourinho at Chelsea! Blah blah blah Mourinho at United! Blah blah blah Mourinho at Chelsea? Blah blah blah Mourinho at United? I wish I could read more about this, but my eyes are full of all the interesting opinions and statistics. Like he said himself, he’s ‘not 99% United and 1% Chelsea’. Or maybe he was paraphrased. Or maybe just misquoted. Idk. Am I Billy Factchecker?

Jose 4nili0 more like. You can have that one. T&Cs apply; please read the small print.

You’re all cunts.

Here’s 5 more things to learn from us:

1. Conceding after 30 seconds is bad tactically.

2. Remember when Fellaini looked ok for a week or so? Lol.

3. Chris Smalling made Fellaini look credible, despite what I just said.

4. Didn’t watch it.

5. Never watching again.

6. @ me out of this.

7. Your face made Fellaini look cre

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