United 2 – 1 Middlesborough
Middlesborough offered little resilience as the Red and White and a Little Bit of Black and a Little Bit Less of Yellowy Gold Army’s 2016/2017 express train to Titletown pulled into Old Trafford Station, like a train made of goals. Pogba and Martial were the conductors collecting tickets, as the passengers from the North East […]
United vs. Middlesborough
(@Benglorious) Christmas was good because Brett didn’t try and force any of his lyrics on me. In unrelated news, I’m out of lyrics. Prediction: Middlesbra used to have Ravanelli playing up front. Rava-fucking-nelli. Ask your dad. Or Paul, whichever is oldest. Paul. Happy New Year or whatever. 0-0 United. (@tom_mcghee) Not writing words […]