4. When Brett is away the machine breaks down

18. I just miss him so much

7. same but opposite

2.nded

(@Benglorious)

Ooh look at me I have the confidence to leave the house.

Prediction: 

M

 (@tom_mcghee)

Are we words today? I’m out atm so not sure can do mine

Prediction: 

 M

(@bifurcated_utd)

Not being racist but I have had a lot of vodka*

Prediction: *In Poland

And … it’s still not clear whether we are bad at being good, or just really bad at being good:

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Bahahahahaha fuck off city

2. see 1

3. I too enjoyed the seasonal spanking

4. And the football

5. Bit of blue or the dads there

(@Benglorious)

Sussed.

Prediction: That to make sense when you read Tom’s.

M

 (@tom_mcghee)

Can’t be arsed already bored of talking about it with cunts on twitter.

Benno do you remember at primary school how Jody brown would always be like ‘ha, sussed’ I’m sure all of Twitter are his children.

Also Abso glols at Ed trying to suggest Pogba was good at Everton. Quoted his tackling stats: 100%. How many tackles you ask? Well just the one Bahahaha cunt.

Prediction: Glol what a shitshow of a season.

(@bifurcated_utd)

I am not watching this game as a personal protest against the Twitter scum who talk like a clownshoes wearing clowns. And not because my gf has insisted I go to her friend’s birthday because I have the night off and “can’t just spend all my time off talking on Twitter like a clownshoes wearing clown”.

Prediction: Numerous toilet breaks between every mouthful of food so I can talk like a clownshoes wearing clown on Twitter. 0 – 0 United

Plastics. We remained Top Reds throughout. No need to look back through our previews and reviews over the last 3 years.  The science checks out.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Glad I’m not a Chelsea fan

2. Which team do you support, again?

3. The best one

4. City

5. For now

6. Lol cos Liverpool and City keep swapping who are the best ones and the second best ones.

Here’s 5 things we learned from the derby that defined a generation:

1. Bahahahahahaha City you abso shower of cunts.

2. See above.

3. Pogba was bad in the first half and majestic in the second.

4. Something about his hair.

5. Did we win?

6. You legit sicken me.