Bifurcated Manchester United » Continuity http://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 Newcastle United 1 – 0 United http://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/newcastle-united-1-0-united http://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/newcastle-united-1-0-united#comments Mon, 07 Oct 2019 12:40:41 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=17081 This game brought to mind that famous trip to the toon, when Cantona shanked a scrappy away goal, after we’d played so bad in a really poor game minus the goal and plus one for them and Eric is young and ginger and also plays for them, and the goal is better and from a different angle entirely and don’t think Andy Carroll was there either tbh.

 

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Clothes shopping is fucking shit but not nearly as fucking shit as the football

2. Ooh check out continuity guy

3. I think we give him more time, 50 years if necessary – he’s building something godammit !!

4. Fred should be investigated under the trades description act

5. if thats even his real name

6. I think we should get Batistuta out of retirement

7. Fuck it, chuck a few quid at Michael Owen

8. Seriously considering putting a lot (£3.47) on a relegation battle bet why? Because I’m a ruddy bloke

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