FAC: Everton vs. United
Benno (@Benglorious) It’s FA Cup day!! The ultimate pinnacle conclusive game of the season, and we’re in it! This is the payoff we deserve after a hard-fought season, full of ups and downs and shimmys and shakes. *phone rings* “Hello, thanks for calling Bifurcated. How may I help you on this fine day of football?…………Semi-final, you […]
Arsenal 3 – 0 United
No goalscorings from Vangle’s boys made it almost impossible to beat Arsenal, resulting in us not beating Arsenal. Whether they did any goals and took advantage of that is anyone’s guess. Guess we’ll never know. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1) Better Rooneys: a) Mickey. a2) Anyone else with that name. 1) Should put out […]
United vs Liverpool
z z Benno (@Benglorious) Dave signs a new contract after flirting with another team and the world goes nuts, yet Rooney scores fifty goals against San Marino and he’s a fraud. A fake footballer’s shirt is exhibited in a museum to show the dangers of becoming a parody of yourself and one person cares, yet a […]