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CL: PSV vs United

CL: PSV vs United

 Benno (@Benglorious) The Liverpool game has just finished on SkyGo. Great result and two very lucky goals by both side’s new signings. I predict things for our new lad, Martial, the first being money and his acquisition of an amount of it, and the second that he’ll make United fans have positive reactions again when they […]

United vs Liverpool

United vs Liverpool

z z  Benno (@Benglorious) Dave signs a new contract after flirting with another team and the world goes nuts, yet Rooney scores fifty goals against San Marino and he’s a fraud. A fake footballer’s shirt is exhibited in a museum to show the dangers of becoming a parody of yourself and one person cares, yet a […]

The ETNAR Beginning-of-the-Season End of Season Awards!

I was planning to do some (serious) end of season awards on my serious, stats-y blog (everyteamneedsaron.com) but ended up dramatically quitting football stats before the season’s end only to rise again, Messiah like, after it had finished. Meaning no end of season awards. So what better way to rectify that than the inaugural ETNAR […]

United 1 - 1 Arsenal

United 1 – 1 Arsenal

Thought for the Day: #Num63r5

Crystal Palace vs United

Crystal Palace vs United

m  Benno (@Benglorious) What a week of stuff and things we’ve had in England.  Chelsea scored an overall majority of goals in the politics so the country’s screwed for five or two or one years maybe three but probably no more than fifteen, some Taurus won the Premiership League despite nobody in the whole of the […]

Footballiversity #6

Multiversity is an ongoing DC comics series written by Grant Morrison. Every month sees a story in a different version of the DC universe (eg kids of the well-known heroes who have nothing to do because their parents created a utopia where the bad guys can never win) loosely tied around a seemingly haunted comic […]

Chelsea vs United

 Tom (@tom_mcghee) Got to be honest, have no idea how this fixture exists – I mean he was ok in Cheers and admittedly brilliant as Frasier but 90 mins against a rejuvenated United? Can’t see it. Prediction: due to decimating injuries, 84-0 to United, De Gea scoring all goals with his face as we show […]

Swansea vs United

Swansea vs United

  Benno (@Benglorious) It’s been a strange week at Bifurcated Towers.  Lots have questions have been raised after we’ve had to deal with the fallout from that tweet from the last game in Preston: Is there a Quality Street in Wales?  Is there any way to find out?  Why do radiators and sinks need earthing?  If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, […]

United vs Southampton

United vs Southampton

Benno (@Benglorious) Southampton are yet another of those teams that played Sunderland one day and stole their kits.  Seriously:  why do so many teams have the same kits?  I may be colour-blind, but even I know there’s enough colours in a set of Crayolas for every team to have a different colour shirt.  Southampton could […]

Stoke vs United

Benno (@Benglorious) “Happy New Year” is me telling you all (Ha! “You all”) a massive lie because it’s still 2014 as I write this.  In my head it’s still 1994 but that’s my problem, not yours.  If it WAS still 1994 we wouldn’t be playing Stoke because I don’t remember them playing back then, ergo: […]

United vs Newcastle

United vs Newcastle

Tom (@Tom_McGhee): I haven’t done one because I don’t work on Jesus Birthday but I’m sick of these two putting words in my mouth something something Optimus Prime something Star Wars something Nasri for Rooney. I don’t know why this is in bold band massive. Prediction: Font changes back to…smaller….Some goals are either scored or not scored […]

United 3 - 0 Liverpool

United 3 – 0 Liverpool

Relive today’s result like it never happened, in 9D, by scrolling back through the tweets over at: @bifurcated_MBM This is not an endorsement.

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