Bye Bye Berba
At Bifurcated we absolutely love Berba. Here’s our goodbye to him in the form of a kind of animated short film…
My Winter of Disconnect
From an objective point of view, this season football has nudged itself ever closer towards a warped manifestation of utopia. It has lunged violently between menacingly good and astonishingly bad, intermittently grotesque and overtly sentimental. Aesthetes of stats and figures, connoisseurs of footy ‘lols’, perpetuaters of intellectual discourse, bastions of good old fashioned tribalism have all been nourished from […]
Danny, the Champignon of the World
Do you like being wrong? I like being wrong. Do you like being wrong? I like being wrong. Love being wrong. Love it. Yeah. It’s great being wrong, isn’t it? Yeah … I like being wrong. Really like being wrong. Really, love being wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Love IT! Yeah, really, REALLY love, love, LOVE being wrong. […]
United 1 – 2 Ajax
Whoever keeps inviting Buzz killington to these European nights give it up? As soon as we took our metaphorical foot off the gas after going ahead the game drifted towards its inevitable conclusion. Nani needs to seriously get a life. I don’t know exactly what I mean by that, but I know I really mean […]
Fulham 0 – 5 United
That’s the way uh huh, uh huh, I like it (leave me alone it’s Christmas!). Can’t really have many complaints, (although haven’t seen whole match so maybe we can?) Nani starting to really hurt teams again. TV edging nearer top gear and Rooney scoring a proper goal. And the cherry on the top with a […]
Filling a slightly Rooney shaped midfield hole with a Rooney peg.
If you were asked to pick a player from the current United squad to duplicate eleven times, and then field in the next fixture, I think you’d be hard pushed not to choose Rooney. Vidic might get a few votes, but the referee would have a job keeping up with play, with the extra luggage […]
United 1 – 2 Crystal Palace
Possibly the worst prediction I’ve made this season. Not feeling terribly negative personally, although not sure why…think it’s because of the positive feeling I get from watching Pogba and Morrison. Valencia and Park two of our more consistent players in recent times are not playing well at all this season. Thought they just needed a […]
Aldershot 0 – 3 United
I recognised that number 9 from last season, he’s not a bad player…What’s his name B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, BERBATOV! Comfortable. Not sure how it really exercises any demons from Sunday as it was a totally different team playing a team a squillion positions below us in the english leagues, […]
United 1 – 6 Man City
Well I’ve seen a lot of things while I’ve been blogging for Bifurcated…But I didn’t really expect to see that. The result does suggest City will be more of a problem than I personally gave them credit for at the start of the season. There is a marked improvement from last season. They actually feel […]