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Fairytale of De Gea - A Song By Paul Off Of The Rant Cast

Fairytale of De Gea – A Song By Paul Off Of The Rant Cast

Here we are again … simply enjoying another wonderful Christmas song!

QPR vs United

QPR vs United

We’re inviting our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lehnert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. If you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets below their proper good ones…  Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Monday was almost an […]

Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine’s Day

United Players 2011/12 season

United Players 2011/12 season

My Winter of Disconnect

My Winter of Disconnect

From an objective point of view, this season football has nudged itself ever closer towards a warped manifestation of utopia. It has lunged violently between menacingly good and astonishingly bad, intermittently grotesque and overtly sentimental. Aesthetes of stats and figures, connoisseurs of footy ‘lols’, perpetuaters of intellectual discourse, bastions of good old fashioned tribalism have all been nourished from […]

Misnomers, Misdemeanors, EPL, O.T: Get Ur Freak On

Misnomers, Misdemeanors, EPL, O.T: Get Ur Freak On

Oi! Everything! Yeah, you Everything, I’m talking to you … pipe down at the back Something Else and you, Another Thing.  Put your hand down, this isn’t an open forum, or ruddy show and tell.  Look , Everything just stop happening for a one lousy second … thank you. Okay, now, I was doing this introduction to this post that […]

United 2 - 0 Otelul Galati

United 2 – 0 Otelul Galati

  The most interesting thing about this game was that in the build up I discovered that Oletul translated to Steel but Oletul Galati as a whole translates to Middlesborough. Few positives Fabio getting on the pitch and Phil Jones just gets better. Count most everything else as not as positive and 2-0 is a […]

In SAF we trust.

In SAF we trust.

Although not exclusive to Fergie, we are often treated – especially on Twitter – to the mildly threatening, popular refrain amongst some United fans of, ‘In SAF we trust’. The  implication is clear: SAF = God; omnipotent and (since 1986) omnipresent. It’s not literal: it’s a football ‘one liner’, in a similar vein to, ‘United, […]

Benfica 1-1 United

Benfica 1-1 United

First things first…What a scorcher from Giggsy! The rest of the game had all the hallmarks of a Champions League group opener. We should have got the win but in fairness Benfica were only denied by some excellent saves from Lindegaard (I personally at this moment in time prefer Lindegaard to De Gea, but only […]

We are Manchester United

We are Manchester United

While it hardly pained me to write from the point of view of Barcelona a few days ago, I certainly found it unnatural. It’s my pleasure now, to rattle off a few reasons why United will prevail on Saturday and why Barca should be quaking in their total-football boots. In an interview with the Guardian […]

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