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Paul’s House Puppets: Giggsy

Paul’s House Puppets: Giggsy

United 1 – 2 Norwich

At least we’re now seeing more goals than a tin of Scholes. Though we’re scoring less goals than a tin of Roondogs from Aldi. With less defence than a french garden without a fence. And seeing more useless passes than an event that gives out free passes that no-one actually wants to attend. Here’s 5 […]

Liverpool 1 – 2 United

Liverpool Rob (I didn’t know the Spanish had a thing for collecting stamps. It was an intriguing match where both teams struggled to create good scoring opportunities, both worked hard to find space and to close it down. Boring to a neutral, frustrating to a fan. I’m going to state the obvious here, for the […]

FAC: Preston NE 1 – 3 United

Special Guest PNE Fan Hanna (@Hannamayj) When I signed up for this (I didnt sign up for this, I was held against my will) I didn’t realise it would extend to banter at both ends so here’s a match review which may or may not include mostly fan fiction… I arrived at Deepdale to the […]

West Ham 1 – 1 United

Give us this day our Danny Blind and forgive us our long passes, as we were playing them that long pass against us. And lead us not into tenth place please; with deliveries from Tony. Four-Five-One is the kingdom. And the power, and the glory, for Ander Herrera. Amen. Capper Roondog has come under a […]

The AA Team

The AA Team

United 2013/14 Season Review

United 2013/14 Season Review

Benno (@Benglorious):   The Bobbins:  A Tale of Trying King Alexander had ruled Traffordonia for nearly thirty years.  He was much respected by his enemies and beloved by his people because during his reign the kingdom had flourished, and was the envy of the whole world.  Alexander knew that his time as king was coming […]

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together - Rooney Update

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together – Rooney Update

Southampton vs United

Southampton vs United

*No reason . Ben (Benglorious): Last game of the season!  At bloody last!  Haven’t written this much stuff since that time I had to make a list of Katie Price’s husbands.  At least my contract will be finally fulfilled and I can rest my weary bones.  I seriously doubt this season thing happens every year, […]

United 3 - 1 Hull

United 3 – 1 Hull

Didn’t I tell you I wasn’t saying anything else about football this season? Well, what are you here for then?! If I was going to say anything it would be about Yourmanja Vidic but I’ve got an article to write on him for someone else more important than myself (doesn’t really narrow it down); and […]

United vs Hull

Ben (Benglorious): Even though it’s such a glorious day I sit here miserably knowing full well the inevitability of Liverpool winning the title.  I turned off last nights game at 2-0, favouring the newest episode of Game of Thrones.  I think I made the right decision as I couldn’t bear the thought of watching them […]

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