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CL: United vs Shakhtar Donetsk

CL: United vs Shakhtar Donetsk

*Goes to BBC/proper website *highlights team news* and presses *Ctrl-C** *Goes back to own website *Ctrl-P* on own website/blog. ‘Re-orders’ some of info* Blah blah blah blah David Moyes. Blah blah blah Glazers. Blah blah blah Everton. lol. Blah blah blah blah David Moyes. Blah blah blah blah Fergie. Blah blah blah blah David Moyes’ […]

Thomas Cooked?

Thomas Cooked?

Tom Cleverley is fertile ground for cynics, and it would be reasonable to assert that he’s invited this upon himself in apparently choosing to embrace narcissism where authenticity would have served him better. Cynics are, after all, hopeless romantics with cripplingly high moral and ethical (and mostly hypocritical) standards, that the modern footballer couldn’t possibly […]

United 3 - 2 Stoke City

United 3 – 2 Stoke City

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones… Paul Gunning (@PaulGunning1) ‘It’s All Over Now, Baby Boo. ‘ So it’s come to this. Booing one […]

Mr Fergetful

Mr Fergetful

What's eating Wayne Rooney?

What’s eating Wayne Rooney?

The Euros, A.N. Other tournament where Wayne Rooney didn’t perform to a level expected of him, or for that matter anywhere even near it. He may not have had a spacecraft on hand to help him reach the heights of the outer stratosphere – as some might expect – but those sorts of lame excuses […]

Danny, the Champignon of the World

Danny, the Champignon of the World

Do you like being wrong? I like being wrong. Do you like being wrong? I like being wrong. Love being wrong. Love it. Yeah. It’s great being wrong, isn’t it? Yeah …  I like being wrong. Really like being wrong. Really, love being wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Love IT! Yeah, really, REALLY love, love, LOVE being wrong. […]

In SAF we trust.

In SAF we trust.

Although not exclusive to Fergie, we are often treated – especially on Twitter – to the mildly threatening, popular refrain amongst some United fans of, ‘In SAF we trust’. The  implication is clear: SAF = God; omnipotent and (since 1986) omnipresent. It’s not literal: it’s a football ‘one liner’, in a similar vein to, ‘United, […]

What does it all mean?

What does it all mean?

It’s 3:00am Sunday May 29th and Wembley stadium is cloaked in near silence. The floodlights illuminate the night sky as the surrounding streets echo with the glorious hum of exultant crowds. Football’s home is momentarily stirred by the zephyr of nature as a seagull glides down from the morning haze to pitch side. It settles […]

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