Harry Maguire

(FAC): Tranmere 0 - 6 United

(FAC): Tranmere 0 – 6 United

Serious question: do Harry Maguire goals even count if they are not thumping headers? i.e. is the score really 0 – 5? Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. We seem a lot better when our opponents are a league or 4 below us – maybe something to look at in the future? 2. 6 goals, […]

United vs. Liverpool

United vs. Liverpool

As the mighty reds go marching on to glory in all the cups, only Jurgen Klopp and his other reds are standing in our way: Here’s 5 things to look out for: 1. I believe we will learn to love again 2. A drunk will lose a bet (the bet will be ‘I bet we […]

United vs. Crystal Palace

United vs. Crystal Palace

  (@Benglorious) We’re back, baby, like shit trainers and herpes. This time things will be different, though. Taking a leaf from the Athletic’s journalistic model means we now have writers at the top of their game, articles with fancy words (like herpes) that will be professionally researched, and also the most cutting-edge, up-to-date news anywhere. […]

Wolves 1 - 1 United

Wolves 1 – 1 United

AAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US etc.   Here’s the second load of 5 things we have already learned this season: 1. Crispy chilli beef is overrated. 2. Agreed. I’m not sure it’s even beef. Twiglets in a different sauce imho 3. Not that bad imho. Lost there twice last season did’t lose last night. […]

Wolves vs. United

Wolves vs. United

  (@Benglorious)   Prediction: Not gonna do one. Look at the other two’s… M  (@tom_mcghee) Prediction: Not gonna do one. Look at the other two’s…   (@bifurcated_utd) Prediction: Not gonna do one. Look at the other twos…

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