G.Garvey: Zlatan

G.Garvey: Zlatan

West Brom 0 - 2 United

West Brom 0 – 2 United

Another game, another 3 points. But still the same amount of points behind Chelsea as we were before we got that win, and 3 points?! So, what’s the use of points if they don’t get you anywhere? The English Premier League needs to seriously consider restructuring the whole points system imho: if you’ve already amassed […]

Palace 1 - 2 United

Palace 1 – 2 United

United reaffirmed their not drawing all the games ever credentials with a not a draw that takes them within a very tall giant’s breath of Chelsea at the top of the table, and a very, very, very tall man who failed to get his giant’s licence on a technicality’s breath of the Champions League places. […]

EFLC: United 4 - 1 West Ham

EFLC: United 4 – 1 West Ham

It was GGMU x Ghost of Fergie x Swashbuckle, as the mighty half dark Reds half light Reds gave the West of Ham one hell of a HAMMERing!** United IRONed** out the crises (creases) in their match day output (outfit), as Zlatan HAMMERed** in a couple, and Tony M HAMMERed** in two also. Elsewhere, Micky […]

EL: United 4 - 0 Feyenoord

EL: United 4 – 0 Feyenoord

When Jose Mourinho took the bold decision to throw £30m European Player of the Year 2015/16 Henrikh Mkhitaryan into the starting XI against one of Europe’s averagest clubs, in one of the meaninglessest competitions, few could have envisaged winning the Champions League, F.A Cup and English Premier League Treble, on the very same night!! GGMU!!!! […]

Liverpool vs. United

Liverpool vs. United

 (@Benglorious) So glad we’ve got an easy game after the taxing international break. Statistics show that Liverpool are better than United at some things and worse than them at other things. The same statistics show that United are better than Liverpool at some things but worse than them at other things. Different statistics show that Liverpool […]

United vs. Southampton

United vs. Southampton

“Johnny Three-Names pulls aside the beaded curtain of uncertainty”    Benno (@Benglorious) Sticking to our weird, recent theme of not doing our previews half an hour before kick off means that I actually have time to do some research for tonight’s (actually tomorrow’s (no, I’m not a time-traveller (or was I?).) game) – It’s Friday. Jesus died […]

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

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