We all saw the match, we all saw Hodgson throw himself off a pre-arranged cliff and we all saw Alan Shearer versus Danny Baker in the I’m The Most Disappointed England Fan-off, but have you seen what some of the brightest football minds of our generation thought about plucky England’s capitulation? Please let us know when you have, but in the meantime here’s five things we learned:

1) England

2) Are

3) Fucking

4) Clown

5) Shoes

Except for El Rashissimo