jfc, I can’t keep up with this roller coaster of emotions: one week I don’t care, and the next I couldn’t care less.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. “You wouldn’t have saved that with two keepers”. Well, who’s laughing now?

2. I don’t know should I know? Re: laughing

3. Bruno is the best player since Ian Marshall, a thing I do not say lightly

4. That’s nice for Fred he’s had a helluva time

5. Why don’t they let us play against 10 men every week it was much easier

6. So, what’s the answer to 2. Re: I don’t know should I know? Re: laughing

Here’s another 5 things we learned:

1. Jesse moonwalking all over the pitch is the greatest celebration of all time and anyone who disagrees is a Nazi

2. Lol @ Arsenal

3. The arsenal players were tired because their manager drank all their blood with dracula sucking

4. idgi

5. idgi dancefloor either tbh

6. Wait. Cos of the dancefloor and the dracula. Makes sense.

Here is another 5 things we learned, taking our total tally of learns over the last 4 years to an impressive 2:

1. Bad defending is ok as long as you endanger the opposition in an exciting manner

2. I though the blackjack challenge was tedious. Then I started the dominoes one

3. Decorating licks balls but the stain finish is delightful

4. Boy what about Matic getting MoTM are these guys blind, right?

5. I actually quite enjoyed the game and it’s been ages since that happened so imo that was good.

6. I missed every goal so didn’t enjoy it quite as much

7. This is Lukaku. Lol. Geddit??!! Cos of the misses.

8. Next time we should try scoring first and then scoring from our own kick off imo.

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. After a couple of minor upgrades Atreus becomes a decent ally to Kratos.

2. Herrera is the Lingard that Dele Alli thinks he is.

3. I like how every game lately has been like an A-Team episode i.e. gang gets captured (concedes a goal) but then B.A (Bad Attitude) Baracus ain’t getting on no plane.

4. Harry Kane should shave that beard before WC to avoid the old maxim ‘striker with beard, not to be feared’ imho. It also makes him look like Teen Wolf.

5. Think it’s asking a bit much to ask Harry Kane to shave that beard every time he goes to the toilet tbh.

Here’s 5 things we learned innit:

1. Letting Steven drive is a mistake.

2. Lingard’s goal was good … but his dancing drives me mad !!

3. What game was it?

Here’s 5 things we learnt:

1. Even without some of our first choice players I find it very difficult to believe that United can catch us now.

2. But you’rOh!! It’s a joke!

3. If you have dinner and miss the game the result seems better because you didn’t watch all the bad football.

Here’s another 5 things we learned:

1. hashtagmourihnoout

2. hashtagdychein

3. I wish your dog was dead too tbf.

4. That is too far Brett. Too far by far.

5. It was funny when the final whistle went and grown men got upset by time added/not added on lol.

6. Wow.

6. Nice try Tom. Prove it.

Here’s another 5 things we learned:

1. Have already forgotten entire game.

2. I think Tony V got injured.

3. Was that the game where Hammy Gammon Gary Barry scored?

Here’s 5 things what we learned:

1. GTA survivals have gotten a lot harder.

1. 40yr-old consumer units do not meet current safety regulations.

2. That was meant to be 2.

3. That one wasn’t.

4. 2 that is, not one.