Bifurcated Manchester United » Jigsaw http://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 EL Semi Final: United (2) 1 – 1 (1) Celta Vigo http://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/el-semi-final-united-2-1-1-1-celta-vigo http://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/el-semi-final-united-2-1-1-1-celta-vigo#comments Fri, 12 May 2017 12:25:29 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=15653 Despite our best efforts over the previous 75 games, we have finally (finally is another word for Fellaini) made it to the final (final is another word for Fellaini) of the Europa League.

United’s Europa League campaign = Derren Brown’s infamous Russian Roulette trick. But with us preferring the chamber was full of live rounds.

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-De-De-De-De-Doo, De-De-Doo…

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-De-De-De-De-Doo, De-De-Doo … it’s the final clown shoes.

 

Here’s 5 things we learned about our historic final (final is another word for Fellaini) jigsaw piece:

1. Best

2. Game

3. Ever

4. Agree to disagree.

5. WHY ARE WE SO BAD?

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