Here’s 5 things we learndured:

1. Rooney still has a lot to give

2. Volunteering at a charity shop.

3. Where he can be that plastic guide dog you put money in

4. Smalling & Jones are not Rio and Vidic. They’re not even Neville and Prunier.

5. Playing to lose makes no sense to me and is legit unacceptable at United.

6. HE’S MAKING US MAKE SENSIBLE OBSERVATIONS

7. I like that Grant Ward is back and a hero this time

8. Evil Fitz rules

9. Daisy was very bad at fitting in

10. Feel like we’ve gone off-message

11. It numbs the pain of the terrible terrible football