If the Universe was truly balanced then RVN would jump up behind Martin Keown like an evil clown on acid every time he opened his mouth. Next time he’s on Match of the Day, I’ll be putting my foot through the telly and sending Gary Crisps the etc…

This match played out like the Hallmark greetings card we deserved: reminding us that sometimes it’s not the big Ings, but the Smallings that count.

I can’t remember us playing this consistently terribly, whilst still winning games, and also remaining in the top four, since Fergs. And Vangle is doing it without Robin Van Legsonroids. Totes Vangle >>> Fergs innit.

If only someone would have noticed Burnley were playing in a silver kit we could have all had a right good laugh about it on Twitter.

Today is apparently the 4th anniversary of RooRoo’s goal against City. Imagine if the only thing you’d achieved in the past four years of your career was a goal with your shin?

You can read the rest of my thoughts on the game at SportWalrus.co.uk

Thought for the Day: When life gives you lemons, stick them in defence.