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Newcastle vs United

Newcastle vs United

Benno (@Benglorious) After Saturday’s resounding victory over the Manchester United of Newcastle, tonight sees Vangle’s boys take on their lesser-known neighbours, the FC United of Manchester of Newcastle: Newcastle. FC United of Newcastle have struggled for the last couple of games ever since Kevin Keegan stopped being their manager all those years ago. The current […]

Newcastle 0 - 4 United

Newcastle 0 – 4 United

The massive contract, the neglecting of the rest of the squad for the whole season, kissing Wayne’s gluteal folds in public view, trying to replace the devil on the crest with Rooney’s face, all worth it, as Moyes finally gets the best 90 minutes out of Wayne Rooney for years. What a joy: Shinji, Juan, […]

City vs United

City vs United

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lenhert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets below their proper good ones…   Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Hands up if you’re also approaching this derby with […]

Reading 3 - 4 United

Reading 3 – 4 United

I had something really meaningful and poignant to say, but I’ve forgotten what it was, so you’ll have settle for the usual babbling. I never said I knew anything about football, so there was no need to believe me when I said that Reading posed no threat – in truth, the only threat came from […]

United 1 - 0 West Ham

United 1 – 0 West Ham

Anderson passed the test – only a couple of months of this kind of form and we can start to think about thinking his United career could have turned a corner. There’s been too many false dawns to get too excited just yet. He can be very brilliant though, and I’d love him to grow […]

United vs Braga

United vs Braga

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre’ and ‘Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets, below their personal views on the game… Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) So far in Group H, Braga have gone from the ignominy of a 2-0 defeat […]

Newcastle vs United

Newcastle vs United

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets – below their proper good ones…   Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) Apprehensive. That’s as easily as I can describe it. Beating Cluj, despite being away from […]

Liverpool 1 - 2 United

Liverpool 1 – 2 United

On an emotionally charged day for many the game thankfully played out relatively trouble free. Suarez shook hands. Fergie’s letter was well received. Calls for calm from all quarters were respected. Let’s hope those responsible for such an appalling injustice can be held to account. The game itself said much about the form of the […]

United 4 - 0 Wigan

United 4 – 0 Wigan

It’s always nice to give a team a bit of a thumping, especially when you’re still not really out of third (even second) gear. I really like the look of Nick Powell; even though we have seen little of him. His goal was real quality and I he’s already becoming one of my new favourites as I disperse much of […]

United Players 2011/12 season

United Players 2011/12 season

One Direction

One Direction

The marketing team behind Professional Goalkeepers Inc. have created an effective viral for their incumbants, which in Lehmann’s terms equates to: A Save = A Goal.  Of course the intention isn’t to fool everyone with their speculative propaganda, they are fully aware of their margins, but they know they can take the weak ones, the easily lead and I think it’s our duty […]

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