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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Mickey Rooney</title>
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		<title>Arsenal 3 &#8211; 0 United</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[No goalscorings from Vangle&#8217;s boys made it almost impossible to beat Arsenal, resulting in us not beating Arsenal. Whether they did any goals and took advantage of that is anyone&#8217;s guess. Guess we&#8217;ll never know. Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned: 1) Better Rooneys: a) Mickey. a2) Anyone else with that name. 1) Should put out [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No goalscorings from Vangle&#8217;s boys made it almost impossible to beat Arsenal, resulting in us not beating Arsenal. Whether they did any goals and took advantage of that is anyone&#8217;s guess. Guess we&#8217;ll never know.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1) Better Rooneys:</p>
<p>a) Mickey.</p>
<p>a2) Anyone else with that name.</p>
<p>1) Should put out a missing persons notice for Darmian.</p>
<p>6) The tweet of Basti and Ramsey with &#8216;Bitch, please&#8217; getting triple figures is really fucking stupid when you&#8217;ve lost 3-0.</p>
<p>7) Triple figures doesn&#8217;t mean 3.</p>
<p>8) Family birthday parties are better than watching us get beat. Just.</p>
<p>9) One of us is called &#8216;Just&#8217;.</p>
<p>10) International breaks every week could work.</p>
<p>11) The FBA judges are flammable.</p>
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