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	<title>Bifurcated Manchester United &#187; Mike Smalling</title>
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		<title>City 2 &#8211; 3 United</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2018 12:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When it was 2-0 we were all like oh no this is so sad I want to legit kill myself and die and then when we won 2-3 we were all like omg. Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned from the derby that defined a generation: &#160; 1. Bahahahahahaha City you abso shower of cunts. 2. [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned from the derby that defined a generation:</p>
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<p>1. Bahahahahahaha City you abso shower of cunts.</p>
<p>2. See above.</p>
<p>3. Pogba was bad in the first half and majestic in the second.</p>
<p>4. Something about his hair.</p>
<p>5. Did we win?</p>
<p>6. You legit sicken me.</p>
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		<title>Boe Two: Smalling</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2016 20:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
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