Bifurcated Manchester United » Paul’s Arse http://bifurcated.co.uk Quasi-Futuristic Allegorical Football Meta-Narrative Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:33:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.41 United 2 – 1 West Ham http://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/united-2-1-west-ham-2 http://bifurcated.co.uk/manchester-united-chitty-chatty/reaction/united-2-1-west-ham-2#comments Sun, 14 Apr 2019 10:04:16 +0000 http://bifurcated.co.uk/?p=16853 A return to winning ways after an apocalyptic run of losings stretching back further than any of us can remember, might just save Ole’s job.

 

For now.

 

Here’s 5 things we learned:

1. Good to see us win in the style of Manchester United of old

2. I didn’t watch it

3. I bet it was glorious though

4. Tbh I’ve been snorting coke off of Paul’s arse since 9am, so, fuck yeah

5. It was very meh. Pogba and Fred were good, everyone else not so much. Legit felt sorry for Mata. And Martial really needs to be good again and quickly; him and Lingard were very bad.

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