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		<title>Liverpool 0 &#8211; 0 United</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not even worth finding a picture for tbh. Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned: 1. Never answer your phone when your brother rings. 2. Didn&#8217;t watch because I did answer the phone. My mistake was answering the phone. Hopefully the first point will prevent anyone else making said mistake ie answering the phone. 3. I&#8217;m out [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s 5 things we learned:</p>
<p>1. Never answer your phone when your brother rings.</p>
<p>2. Didn&#8217;t watch because I did answer the phone. My mistake was answering the phone. Hopefully the first point will prevent anyone else making said mistake ie answering the phone.</p>
<p>3. I&#8217;m out of the football game. It&#8217;s all about vocal coaching and chocolate pizzas.</p>
<p>4. Chocolate.</p>
<p>5. Pizzas.</p>
<p>6. Whatever next?!</p>
<p>7. Beef fruit.</p>
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