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		<title>Brighton 1 &#8211; 0 United</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A If we can beat all the top teams, and yet get beaten by all the worst teams, and yet can win, lose, or draw against all the mid-table teams, and still finish se, no I&#8217;ve forgotten my etc. &#160; &#160; Here&#8217;s another 5 things we learned, even if we haven&#8217;t learned what the league [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>If we can beat all the top teams, and yet get beaten by all the worst teams, and yet can win, lose, or draw against all the mid-table teams, and still finish se, no I&#8217;ve forgotten my etc.</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s another 5 things we learned, even if we haven&#8217;t learned what the league is called:</p>
<p>1. One of the worst games of the season and we&#8217;ve had a fair few to choose from so actually kinda impressive.</p>
<p>2. More like Manchester Divided !!! But seriously, someone should tell them they&#8217;re on the same team.</p>
<p>3. The VAR was technically good.</p>
<p>4. I&#8217;m glad Brighton stayed up. It would&#8217;ve been a shame if they&#8217;d been relegated after the promising season they&#8217;ve had.</p>
<p>5. Lol jokes. I didn&#8217;t even know they were in the premiership until last night.</p>
<p>6. Looking forward to the season review, that&#8217;s for sure !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>7. I thought we wouldn&#8217;t be looking forward to the season review.</p>
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