United 2 – 1 Stoke
Two “goals” for United. Scored by “players”. One “assisted” by a “team-mate”. One the result of a “set-piece” or “set-play”. Disputable “scorer” of the other “goal”. Because hair. No the other “goal”. The other “goal”. Not that “goal”. Was “headed” into the net. Course it was “headed” into the net. Where else was a “goal” […]
Manchester vs Manchester
Benno (@Benglorious): The Confederacy vs. The Union. The Roundheads vs. The Cavaliers. The Republicans vs. The Nationalists (That was in Spain according to Wikipedia). Erm…. “Civil War” by Guns ‘n’ Roses. These are all examples of wars between people living in the same place, or “Civil Wars”. Now, I looked up “civil” in a wordbook, […]
United vs Chelsea
Benno (@Benglorious): I’ve actually been to Stamford Bridge a few times, and a couple of those were even to watch that football thing that so many people know and love. I’ve seen Eric get booked for scoring an outrageous lob on Boxing Day and I’ve also seen Rooney miss a penalty in the League […]
Sunderland vs United
Ben (Benglorious): Second game of the season today and my username and password for this site still haven’t been revoked. In light of this, I’ve decided that I’m going to up my game in the preview stakes and finally put my name on the Top Red map. Not today, though. After last week’s 1-0 […]