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Euro 2016: Weeko Dos Le Rue-vous

Euro 2016: Weeko Dos Le Rue-vous

BifEUROcated WEEK DOS REVIEW   Tom (@tom_mcghee)       What the fuck Brett? I come into Bifurcated Towers, on the weekend, dodging mad nationalist pensioners, only to find youse pair have done less than me. I’ll be honest, I’ve mainly been playing GTA, watching Sopranos (It’s about the mafia) and watching the football so […]

Euro 2016: Week Uno Reviewo!!

Euro 2016: Week Uno Reviewo!!

BifEUROcated Week Uno Review!!!* *That’s funny cos the middle bit where it says ‘Week Uno’ is in white, so you can’t see what it says. What it says, I guess we’ll never know. This isn’t just a lazy/crass cut and paste of our “best” Twitter bits… It is. Bite us. “I despaired when Brett, who […]

One ‘L’ of a problem for Roy…

England camp in disarray, ahead of qualifier against Slovenia, as age old problem rears its ugly letterhead and leads to dressing room bust up… When it was announced earlier this week that both Andros Townsend and Michael Carrick would be returning from International duty to their respective employers, as a result of minor knocks picked […]

Southampton vs United

Southampton vs United

*No reason . Ben (Benglorious): Last game of the season!  At bloody last!  Haven’t written this much stuff since that time I had to make a list of Katie Price’s husbands.  At least my contract will be finally fulfilled and I can rest my weary bones.  I seriously doubt this season thing happens every year, […]

United vs Cardiff

United vs Cardiff

Ben (Benglorious): When Mr Bifurcated (I don’t know his real name) asked me to contribute to his website, I immediately asked about the remuneration package.  After getting some very evasive responses, I finally realised that I was supposed to do it for free like all the other “writers”. This struck me as odd, particularly with […]

I Was Thinking: Is It Ever Just About Football?

I Was Thinking: Is It Ever Just About Football?

I was thinking about an adage that I like: “the problem with going on holiday in order to ‘get away from it all’, is that you take yourself with you.” This is pertinent when we think about football, as football is something we mostly like to think of as an ‘escape’. I was thinking about […]

United 3 - 2 Stoke City

United 3 – 2 Stoke City

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones… Paul Gunning (@PaulGunning1) ‘It’s All Over Now, Baby Boo. ‘ So it’s come to this. Booing one […]

Yo Soy Un Helado

Yo Soy Un Helado

A year ago to the day, I wrote a post inspired by a trip to Spain, ¡Cayendo en la trampa! (Falling into the trap). We’re going there to live next year, so I need to start learning the language, though I’m not anywhere near good enough yet. Luckily my girlfriend is, and she has kindly translated […]

S Club 7 (a short film)

S Club 7 (a short film)

To accompany my ‘A Seven Aside’ post, a daft video (what else?) … . . There’s also a ‘directors cut’…

A Seven Aside

A Seven Aside

For the first time since Michael Owen, Manchester United are starting a season without a player wearing the number 7 shirt. In the end it took a neat side-step from Antonio Valencia (which is funny, ‘cus he doesn’t do that anymore) to consign the shirt to Albert Morgan’s sewing box for the foreseeable future. There […]

United 0 - 0 Chelsea

United 0 – 0 Chelsea

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones… Tom (@Tom_McGhee): First things first; if you ignore the actual score-line, my predictions were almost faultless – […]

De Kryptonite

De Kryptonite

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