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P.Rince: Wayne

P.Rince: Wayne

250ney! Revroo!!

250ney! Revroo!!

  Wayne Mark Rooney. Captain. Leader. Legend. 250 goals scored in a United shirt to take the record out of Sir Bobby Charlton’s skeletal grasp. To put that in perspective: If he played for another 36 years he’d have 1000 goals. That would almost make me forget about the two transfer requests. Almost. The problem […]

K.Chiefs: Rooney

K.Chiefs: Rooney

P. Floyd: Rooney

P. Floyd: Rooney

Liverpool vs. United

Liverpool vs. United

 (@Benglorious) So glad we’ve got an easy game after the taxing international break. Statistics show that Liverpool are better than United at some things and worse than them at other things. The same statistics show that United are better than Liverpool at some things but worse than them at other things. Different statistics show that Liverpool […]

EL: United vs. Zorya

EL: United vs. Zorya

   ICBM-nominated for beating Brett at Stratego (@Benglorious) Zorya is not a thing. Even though I’ve now heard of it, it’s still not a thing. Apropos of almost nothing (the Bifurcated motto), here’s some things that start with ‘z’ that actually are things: Zebra (shit horse) Zombie (shit person) Zodiac (shit goats and shit) Zelda (shit […]

United 4 - 1 Leicester

United 4 – 1 Leicester

Four one that was a good result BOOOM!!! As in ‘for me’. Cos the score was four goals to one. Tonight we’re gonna review like it’s 2-2-2-2012 on Twitter. Hold up it is!! Big Willy style innit. Not for you Mcghee. Football??!! Bloody hell!!! That’s mine. Last week we were all crying into our pot […]

EL: Feyenoord vs. United

EL: Feyenoord vs. United

   FBA-Nominated Troll Benno (@Benglorious)  15.02, Thursday – Just found out there’s a game tonight. Prediction: Terrible. 5-0 United     FBA-Nominated Cunt Tom (@tom_mcghee) I don’t care. In fact, I don’t care so much, I’m going to smash your fucking face in. Related: anyone else notice the two teams who recently lost to City BOTH trained […]

United 1 - 2 City

United 1 – 2 City

Now we’re world famous across all 3 continents, after being nominated for the FBAs, we have no time to watch this shit – what with all the after-dinner mints, meating and grating, and opining of Supermarkets. Oooh, ruddy Tescos. Tesno more like. Our PA told us to say lol @ Bravo’s footwork and his ability […]

United vs. City

United vs. City

 FBA-Nominated football blog writer Benno (@Benglorious) It’s Derby time again! That special match that only comes round three, sometimes four or five but no less than two, times a year unless it only happens once. The winners get to make Manchester either red or blue in a tradition that stretches back all the way to the […]

Hull City 0 - 1 United

Hull City 0 – 1 United

We haven’t witnessed scenes like this at the Cake-Con Stadium since ‘Cake-Con ’03’ and the scenes with the cake and the scenes. In. Cred. Ib. Hull. Scenes. That’s mine. You can use that to make new friends in awkward social situations. Aka Brett’s life. Rashdawg utilised a loophole in matchday squad/substitution administration to circumvent Jose’s ageist […]

Hull City vs United

Hull City vs United

 Benno (@Benglorious) Hooray for us, we’re quite good again based on the three minutes of highlights I’ve watched from the two games we’ve played against very beatable opposition. Goals are good again (who saw that coming?) as are wins (who knew?) and expensive players. Expensive means best, like when you shop at Marks and Spencer. Everyone […]

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