Schneiderlin

Schneiderlin

Schneiderlin

Leicester 1 – 1 United

Another game, another point proven, made, gotten and proven. Did we say proven? We’ve forgotten the point. In this game, again, The Universe provided us with irrefutable evidence that the baddies always win, so ultimately what’s the point in remembering points anyway, if you get our point… Just realised Schneiderlin reminds me of an old […]

CL: United vs CSKA Moscow

CL: United vs CSKA Moscow

 Benno (@Benglorious) Rather cleverly, Brett has put a video in his bit that won’t play on my computer so I can’t ruin/steal his joke. This makes me think he’s got an adult to help him which is clearly against the rules that I just thought of. I also can’t ruin/steal Tom’s jokes because I have […]

CL: CSKA Moscow 1 -1 United

CL: CSKA Moscow 1 -1 United

Mar Seal used his head, shoulders, knees and toes, apart from his shoulders and toes and with a bit of one of his hands to influence the game at both ends, like in the Lighthouse Family’s remix of the classic song from 80s birthday parties. If you didn’t know we were Maverick writerers, you’d think […]

Everton 0 - 3 United

Everton 0 – 3 United

Ander the rare hare took the bull by the proverbial hooves and stuck it to the toffees like taking candy from a sweet shop, run by a baby (note to self: contact trading standards about this). A goal from Roondaddy brought him one step closer to becoming the all time goalscoring Wayne Rooney of all […]

Everton vs United

Everton vs United

  Benno (@Benglorious) Bit gutted there’s not more international football to be quite flipping honest with you in all seriousness. There’s nothing better in my opinion than watching world-class players try and raise the games of those around them and ultimately fail.   m Opposition summary: Everton are the best team in the Premiership League that sound […]

CL: United vs Brugge

CL: United vs Brugge

  m  Benno (@Benglorious)   LADS LADS LADS IT’S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE qualifiers I went to Brugge once.  I didn’t.  I saw In Bruges (2008) once.  Are they the same place?  I guess we’ll never know.  All we do know is that Brugge is an anagram of ‘bugger’ and In Bruges is an anagram of ‘Colin Farrell is a nob’. […]

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