BifEUROcated

Tom (@tom_mcghee)

What the fuck Brett? I come into Bifurcated Towers, on the weekend, dodging mad nationalist pensioners, only to find youse pair have done less than me. I’ll be honest, I’ve mainly been playing GTA, watching Sopranos (It’s about the mafia) and watching the football so it’s kinda become one in my mind; can’t see Silvio without seeing old Ronaldo etc. That aside, pretty good. Messi’s free-kick was sublime. And remember: vote remain July 23rd.

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Benno (@Benglorious)

I’m with Tom on this apart from the GTA and Sopranos thing – I’ve literally been doing nothing apart from United research for next season’s previews. I ain’t got time to bleed. And by bleed I mean write things about the Euros. Apart from this one thing I’ve written just now. In summation: goals are good, Mark Lawrenson is bad.

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Brett (@bifurcated_utd)

I did the title with white letters again.